CRAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Literally.

Yesterday was AWFUL!!! Remember how much I've talk about how much I love Fall and Halloween?!?!

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Well, I didn't get to enjoy one second of this super fun holiday! And here's why...

So, yesterday morning about 5:00 AM, I woke up with the...how do you say...politely...ehh....the poops. Oh Yeah. PS. If you get grossed out easily, don't read this blog post. I'm an open book today, and I want you all to feel sorry for me. That's that. But really. I woke up early, running to the bathroom. And would stay there for a long time. Then I'd waddle back to my bed to get a few more hours of sleep before church. Jamie noticed I wasn't in bed, but was actually curled up on the couch and he asked what was wrong. I started crying, saying I didn't feel well. Then I ran back to the bathroom. Then about an hour later, the puking begins. All morning and into the afternoon, I had to "go to the bathroom" about 30+ times and I threw up about 15 times. Oh it was awful. Then my stomach hurt all day and I had these awful body aches that were unbearable! Jamie and I thought it was food poisoning, because I had all of the symptoms of it. Except I had a fever and fevers don't usually come with food poisoning. I asked my best friend Megan, who's in PA school, what I should do, and she recommended going to an urgent care facility. So that's where I went.

I waited in that stupid waiting room for over an hour. I couldn't get comfortable because of my body aches and I just wanted to cry. I finally got in the room, and all the nurse wanted to do was talk. Did she not know it hurt my whole body to utter a single word!!!! I appreciated her kindness, but I was on the verge of dying and didn't feel like having small talk!!!!! Results: I have a severe form of food poisoning and I need about 48 hours of bed rest in order for it to take its course in my body and hopefully leave my body. Good news: I've lost 6 pounds. That's about the only good that's come out of this.

Today, I'm just relaxing with my dog and my heating pad. I'm trying to drink nasty Gatorade to get my electrolytes up and eat Ritz crackers, and I'm going to heat up some soup in a bit and hope it is kind to my aching body. Please please please say a prayer that I start feeling better, because this is not fun at all.

No Trick or Treaters :(

Last night, Jamie turned off our front light and shut the door so that no trick or treaters would come, because I was in bed and asleep by about 7:15. My prescription had some amazing sedatives in it that put me out quickly! Praise Jesus! I wanted Jamie to pass out candy, but I also didn't want the door bell to go off every 5 minutes and have Leia barking like a mad woman. So...no trick or treaters for us. I didn't get to see any cuties dressed up :( If you're reading this, will you please dress up and come visit me?!? I want to see costumes! Jamie also thought it would be creepy if he passed out candy to kids. He thinks that's a girl thing. He's too funny!

Lotsa Candy!!!:

I've had candy for about a month, stashed away, way up high in our pantry so that I wouldn't eat it! I bought it at Walgreens when there was a sale to buy 2 big bags for $4! So I bought Hundred Grand (such a good candy bar and so underrated!), Snickers, Butter Finger, Hershey Kisses and then a big bag of Tootsy Roll goodies! So, since I'm a bitter Halloween lover, that candy is ours!! Come see me and I'll give you candy!

Happy November!!!:

Happy Best Month of the Year, Everybody!!! I LOVE this month so much! It's my birth month and it starts getting chilly during this month, and the colors are beautiful and my favorite holiday, Thanksgiving is this month, and I just love it! Plain and simple.

I hope you all have a fantastic first day of the month and are healthy and well! I'm hoping today I get better by the minute :)

Love you guys!