Flu Shot:
I got a flu shot. I work with kids. They're germy. They're slimy. They sneeze without covering their noses and mouths. They openly cough. They spread the flu. I've gotten the flu twice in less than a year. Not this year, punks. I felt like this lady while getting my shot:
Fatty McFaticus:I feel like a heifer. Here's why. I had a pretty healthy breakfast. Cheerios and strawberries. Healthy, right? Right. Lunch included a bit of an apple and Velveeta Mac and Cheese. Oh. And a Diet Coke. Holy fatness! THEN. I got my flu shot. When you get a shot at Walgreens, you get a $3 coupon. So what did I do? I bought a Twix. Did I get a regular ol' Twix? Noooo. I got a daggum KING SIZE TWIX!!!! What's wrong with me?! Was it delicious?! YESSS! Do I regret it? ....kind of. Dinner will be salad with a baked potato and salsa. Back to healthy. I walked this morning and I will kick my Twix-filled rear end at the gym tonight!
Nightmare:
I had a bad dream last night. I had a dream I had a baby. Now for newlyweds not wanting babies yet, that is indeed a nightmare. I had a baby girl. Her name was Remi. I can't name my future kid Remi! I know like 3 dogs named Remi!! Did I mention that in my nightmare, I delivered this baby during an earthquake and I was stuck in a crack in the ground? That Nyquil that I'm taking is really jackin' with me. But oooo baby, it keeps me sleepin' during the night. All this to say, no babies for me and Jamie.
Great Video!
Another great video! We all need to be more like Beth Moore. But more importantly, we need to learn how to listen to Jesus more intently. He's talking to us all the time. Are we listening?
I hope this post was worth your while :) Much love to all!
HAHAHA!!!!!! This was all hilaroius! For some reason the word "heifer" makes me laugh, so when I read it I literally laughed out loud. Then, your baby named Remi! I knew you secretly loved our dog! It must have been that kiss she gave you the other night...it totally won you over! :-)
ReplyDeleteSo stinkin hilarious!!! You crack me up. That dream was out of control. Nyquil does make you think some CRAZY things!:) I hope your flu shot helps you not get ANY bit of flu this year because out of all the people I know you do not need to get it AGAIN!!! Love you bunches and enjoy your healthy dinner!:)
ReplyDeleteLove these videos!! I just want to know why you were lookin' at 'em!!?? I honestly think Jamie is cooler than most of those guys...except the ones with molestaches!! Love you!!
ReplyDeleteYES BABIES FOR JAMIE AND ABBY!
ReplyDeleteSarah, I love your sweet Remi. No, I will not be naming my child Remi. Not trying to disappoint. Ashley, I cannot think of Nyquil without thinking of the day that you and I drank a bottle of Nyquil, thinking it was Dayquil. Oh that was a rough rough day. Mama, Jamie is MUCH cooloer than those dorks. He DOES need to work on his 'stach though. Camie. Shut your mouth. No babies. Sorry, my dear. :)
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